I AM THE GODDAMN BATMAN.

spoon-shapedharpy:

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

oh my god

(via mcgregors)

poco-loki:

colinmorgs:

we all remember the first time we came across a smut fic

(via thatrightisnowmine)

linpatootie:

veiledsentiments:

The Hannibal fandom is the creepiest, yet politest fandom ever. 

to be fair our motto is ‘eat the rude’

so

you know

(via markismysheppard)

theyellowbrickroad:

money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars

(via hayleyfails)

timelordy-teganbreann:

swim-two-birds:

If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.

are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays

(via banshee-tao)

pohhui:

starksfell:

i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i feel lonely

wow this is actually accurate

(via pimpunderthemountain)

shnks:

cedricdigory:

conorgaynard:

theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane

this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com

(via geothebio)

Denmark

sassysoufflegurl:

aconstipatedmeerkat:

katyissuperwholocked:

superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:

You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.

You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.

You receive free education.

You receive economic support while studying.

You enjoy free hospitalization.

You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.

And don’t forget 

Soooooooooooooo who wants to move to Denmark with me?

(via the-white-lady)

damespock:

ussawesome:

i am expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously sir to which are you referring

(via tonystaarks)

kookyteen:

i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what

(via staying-alive-is-so-boring)

beingpansexualisokay:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[serial killer voice] got room for one more

(via gingerimp)